WEBVTT 00:00:31.210 --> 00:00:35.455 The Italian Straw Hat 00:01:53.882 --> 00:01:58.453 My poor child... "Well, Aunt Agatha, why should we cry on such a wonderful day?" 00:01:58.454 --> 00:02:00.918 I remember my wedding... 00:02:00.919 --> 00:02:04.827 But you're not married! That's why I'm crying... 00:02:06.375 --> 00:02:08.173 Stop crying, Boben, you're making me nervous! 00:02:08.174 --> 00:02:11.716 And me, what is it? I love cousin Helen! 00:02:11.717 --> 00:02:13.868 Do you think I do not love my daughter? 00:02:13.869 --> 00:02:18.470 This is another matter! She goes for another! I'm losing my bride! 00:02:18.471 --> 00:02:20.246 Oh-ho-ho! And I lost my glove... 00:02:20.247 --> 00:02:22.087 You lose the bride, but you keep the cousin... 00:02:22.088 --> 00:02:23.993 - And the nursery! - Cattery? 00:02:23.994 --> 00:02:27.275 Yes, the house and the kennel, Boben. Founded in 1878! 00:02:27.276 --> 00:02:31.337 Loyalty... trust... all kinds of shrubs... poplars... birches... 00:02:31.338 --> 00:02:33.672 Weeping willow... Ah, weeping willow! 00:02:34.201 --> 00:02:37.908 Oh, already 9, but Fadinar is not there. My son-in-law thinks a lot about himself! 00:02:37.909 --> 00:02:39.512 But I... I would be on time! 00:02:39.513 --> 00:02:40.980 - You? - Well yes. 00:02:41.005 --> 00:02:44.134 Would be? Yeah... Well, so we'll see! 00:02:46.629 --> 00:02:48.395 My daughter! I'm tearing it all apart! 00:02:48.396 --> 00:02:50.139 How, Daddy? It's impossible! 00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:53.609 Still as possible! Your brother-in-law... er... your fiance... 00:02:53.610 --> 00:02:55.903 late in the morning of his wedding. It is unacceptable! 00:02:55.904 --> 00:02:59.144 I'm tearing it all apart! Boben, I'm giving it to you! Oh, thank you, Uncle, thank you! 00:02:59.145 --> 00:03:01.875 But I'm not ready yet! Wait five minutes. 00:03:01.876 --> 00:03:03.427 Good! Five minutes - and not a minute more. 00:03:03.428 --> 00:03:06.228 And what will remain for me? You will remain my cousin. 00:03:06.229 --> 00:03:09.027 Five minutes... But if he does not come, I'm tearing it all apart! 00:03:10.474 --> 00:03:12.441 I do not understand how he can pull like that! 00:03:12.442 --> 00:03:15.469 I'm ready to swear that it flies faster than the wind. 00:03:20.147 --> 00:03:22.162 Come on, Beelzebub! But! But! 00:03:22.163 --> 00:03:25.417 Come on! I'm already late... I can not get at all... 00:03:25.418 --> 00:03:28.028 But! But! Well, what kind of trouble? 00:03:29.681 --> 00:03:30.737 Touch it! 00:03:32.550 --> 00:03:34.869 Come on, touch it! 00:03:35.507 --> 00:03:37.664 But! But! 00:03:45.964 --> 00:03:47.632 To the left, Beelzebub! Left... 00:03:48.524 --> 00:03:51.023 It's really dashing: This horse does not understand anything! 00:04:02.723 --> 00:04:05.965 Beelzebub... Beelzebub! 00:04:06.101 --> 00:04:07.713 But stop it! 00:04:14.710 --> 00:04:17.362 Well, if you have a horse's head, then I have - stubborn! 00:04:17.363 --> 00:04:18.526 Do you understand, Beelzebub? 00:04:18.527 --> 00:04:20.227 Now I will be in command! 00:04:20.228 --> 00:04:22.613 To the left is to the left; Straight - then, straight! 00:04:44.137 --> 00:04:46.592 But! But... 00:04:47.728 --> 00:04:50.743 But! Come on, Beelzebub, let's go! 00:04:56.564 --> 00:04:59.216 Incredible! Unheard of! In the morning of your own wedding! 00:04:59.217 --> 00:05:01.082 No, this can not be lowered! 00:05:01.083 --> 00:05:02.546 Great, uncle! And do not lower it! 00:05:02.547 --> 00:05:05.241 You'll see how he gets! Ah, it's arrived! 00:05:05.242 --> 00:05:07.561 Wait, kid: 00:05:07.562 --> 00:05:10.227 9 hours 10 minutes. Monsieur Fadinar, I'm breaking up! 00:05:10.228 --> 00:05:13.907 This will teach you to come on time and not to force your bride to wait! 00:05:13.908 --> 00:05:15.628 - Your ex-bride! - Yes Yes... 00:05:16.367 --> 00:05:18.783 Ay! "What is it, Auntie?" 00:05:18.784 --> 00:05:20.516 I pricked with a pin. 00:05:20.517 --> 00:05:22.422 Mademoiselle! Mademoiselle, he has arrived! 00:05:22.423 --> 00:05:24.048 "Who?" "Monsieur, mademoiselle." 00:05:24.049 --> 00:05:25.535 Finally... 00:05:26.028 --> 00:05:27.845 Boben, you'll be in his stead! 00:05:27.846 --> 00:05:30.337 Yes Yes... He will make his wife happy! 00:05:31.374 --> 00:05:33.428 Accuracy - the politeness of kings... 00:05:33.429 --> 00:05:34.579 And gardeners! 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:36.541 However, dear father-in-law... I do not want to know anything! 00:05:36.565 --> 00:05:38.611 It's all over between your bride... Mine! 00:05:38.612 --> 00:05:40.666 And mine! No, yours - and you! 00:05:40.667 --> 00:05:42.198 It's all over irrevocably! 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:43.977 But, little woman... I'm not your father-in-law anymore! 00:05:43.978 --> 00:05:46.183 Bravo, little girl! Do not you dare call him "father-in-law"! 00:05:46.184 --> 00:05:47.725 Hear at least an explanation! 00:05:47.726 --> 00:05:50.625 I would have arrived on time, if my horse had turned to the left. 00:05:50.626 --> 00:05:53.048 But Beelzebub goes like a clock - only to the right! 00:05:53.049 --> 00:05:55.052 So that... I do not want to hear anything! 00:05:55.053 --> 00:05:57.534 I'm tearing it all apart! But, dad, he's not to blame... 00:05:57.535 --> 00:05:58.955 It's all a horse... 00:05:58.956 --> 00:06:01.591 And you still expect an apology from him?! 00:06:01.592 --> 00:06:03.447 I demand an apology! 00:06:03.448 --> 00:06:04.753 Not you! 00:06:04.754 --> 00:06:06.280 Come on, let's... 00:06:06.281 --> 00:06:10.003 Ellen... The usual apologies are impersonal and obsequious... 00:06:10.183 --> 00:06:16.145 But my... very different... They are respectful... and passionate... 00:06:17.385 --> 00:06:19.725 So that! Kiss your bride! 00:06:19.726 --> 00:06:21.729 And I? What is left for me? 00:06:21.730 --> 00:06:24.330 Let me give you a hug, my son-in-law! Not you, not you... 00:06:24.331 --> 00:06:26.400 There is still a difference! 00:06:26.526 --> 00:06:27.526 Well! 00:06:28.912 --> 00:06:31.707 And do not forget your cousin Boben! Yes Yes... 00:06:34.885 --> 00:06:37.294 So, are we going? Of course. Boben, let them serve the carriage! 00:06:37.295 --> 00:06:40.010 All right, uncle... Then I'm going ahead on my gig... 00:06:40.011 --> 00:06:41.393 - and I wait for you at home. - Good! 00:06:41.394 --> 00:06:43.820 Wait for us at the entrance to kiss! Have agreed! 00:06:43.821 --> 00:06:45.449 A lot of people are kissing in this family... 00:06:45.450 --> 00:06:48.401 - See you! - You're going? 00:07:10.681 --> 00:07:11.975 Wait, Beelzebub! 00:07:20.357 --> 00:07:23.280 Be so kind as to wait for me for a minute! 00:07:48.573 --> 00:07:49.712 Beelzebub! 00:07:50.254 --> 00:07:51.397 Beelzebub! 00:08:12.807 --> 00:08:16.146 Hey, Beelzebub! Well, now you'll get me! 00:08:16.511 --> 00:08:19.849 I'll show you! Oh my God! My hat! 00:08:20.819 --> 00:08:22.133 Is it a hat? 00:08:22.134 --> 00:08:23.746 Rather, snag from the bonnet! 00:08:23.747 --> 00:08:26.491 Are you the owner of this stupid animal? 00:08:26.492 --> 00:08:28.126 I think so. Congratulations, monsieur! 00:08:28.127 --> 00:08:31.001 Thank you, monsieur, you are very kind! This is a glorious cattle! 00:08:31.002 --> 00:08:32.932 Are you kidding us, monsieur? 00:08:32.933 --> 00:08:34.492 I?! Are you joking? 00:08:34.493 --> 00:08:37.994 So you find it funny that your stupid beast ate my hat? 00:08:37.995 --> 00:08:39.586 "Did he do it?" - And then no? 00:08:39.587 --> 00:08:41.492 Beelzebub! You did it?! 00:08:41.493 --> 00:08:43.883 Monsieur, I believe you owe it to us to compensate! 00:08:43.884 --> 00:08:45.333 It was a pretty hat! 00:08:45.334 --> 00:08:47.526 My horse always appreciates beautiful things. 00:08:47.527 --> 00:08:49.658 Give up jokes! Monsieur, I'm not kidding. 00:08:49.659 --> 00:08:52.277 I'm in a hurry, monsieur. I'm getting married soon. How many? What? 00:08:52.278 --> 00:08:55.779 How much does food for a horse cost? It has no price, monsieur! 00:08:55.780 --> 00:08:58.260 So much the better: You do not have to pay. Good-bye, monsieur! 00:09:02.174 --> 00:09:04.926 Hey! Well, wait, you'll see! 00:09:04.927 --> 00:09:07.964 I can not wait: I have a wedding! 00:09:07.965 --> 00:09:09.582 - Bandit! - Grubby! 00:09:18.249 --> 00:09:21.016 Come on, Virgini... One kiss! Quite tiny! 00:09:21.017 --> 00:09:23.360 No, let me go, Monsieur Felix! I do not have fun. 00:09:23.361 --> 00:09:26.713 But it's pretty fun! Virginie, one does not mean anything... 00:09:26.714 --> 00:09:29.352 I do not want! I came here just to look... 00:09:29.353 --> 00:09:31.232 for your host's wedding gifts. 00:09:33.112 --> 00:09:35.069 And by the way, his wife... She's beautiful? 00:09:35.070 --> 00:09:38.360 Well... it's not in my taste... In my opinion, it is simple. 00:09:38.361 --> 00:09:41.816 But she's from a good family. Daughter of Donan Nonanka, a gardener. 00:09:41.817 --> 00:09:43.130 Listen, Monsieur Felix... 00:09:43.131 --> 00:09:45.884 if they need a maid... 00:09:45.885 --> 00:09:47.263 think of me! 00:09:47.581 --> 00:09:49.143 So you want to get away from your master? 00:09:49.144 --> 00:09:51.356 From Beaupertuis? And do not tell me about him! 00:09:51.357 --> 00:09:52.809 A nosy type! 00:09:52.810 --> 00:09:57.720 Killjoy. Jealous. Quarrelsome. Yes, and a bastard in return. 00:09:57.721 --> 00:10:00.429 And his wife! However, I do not like to talk about my masters... 00:10:00.430 --> 00:10:03.733 Well, of course! Hypocrite. Crimson. Shortcut. 00:10:03.734 --> 00:10:05.452 And what quibbles! 00:10:05.453 --> 00:10:06.999 - And besides... - What? 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.565 Once the master leaves, how she disappears... disappears. 00:10:09.566 --> 00:10:11.775 And where is it going? He never speaks! 00:10:11.776 --> 00:10:14.150 You can not stay in such a house! 00:10:14.151 --> 00:10:16.569 I would be so happy to serve with you... 00:10:16.570 --> 00:10:18.597 Oh, we would get along... 00:10:19.407 --> 00:10:20.761 Oh, someone came! 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.080 Do not be embarrassed, do not be embarrassed! 00:10:28.081 --> 00:10:30.407 It's me, Uncle Vesine. 00:10:30.408 --> 00:10:32.643 An old cap appeared... 00:10:33.081 --> 00:10:34.832 Oh, good afternoon! How cute... 00:10:35.258 --> 00:10:38.076 It turns out that the guests are going here, so I came... 00:10:38.077 --> 00:10:40.767 Together with his wig and pipe, of course! 00:10:40.768 --> 00:10:42.431 You are very kind! 00:10:43.385 --> 00:10:46.225 Monsieur Félix, what's wrong with you?! He is deaf, like an old stump. 00:10:46.492 --> 00:10:48.353 Ah, I thought so! 00:10:49.204 --> 00:10:52.483 Oh, yes, yes... take this to the newlyweds' room! 00:10:52.484 --> 00:10:55.829 This is my wedding gift. More careful, a very delicate thing! 00:10:55.830 --> 00:10:58.541 Clear! At the same time, I myself will look at the wedding gifts... 00:10:58.542 --> 00:11:00.883 Farewell, my deaf love! 00:11:00.884 --> 00:11:02.383 Wait for me in the kitchen! 00:11:02.609 --> 00:11:05.076 And she is not bad, this baby... 00:11:06.226 --> 00:11:09.439 This is very pleasant - to see a pretty face. 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:13.040 And are not you ashamed at your age, Don Juan is retired? 00:11:13.041 --> 00:11:16.395 Thank you very much, my friend! You can be free. 00:11:23.493 --> 00:11:25.031 "Felix!" "Monsieur?" 00:11:25.032 --> 00:11:27.322 All is ready? Flowers? Gifts? Yes, monsieur. 00:11:27.347 --> 00:11:28.474 Everything in the bedroom of Monsieur. 00:11:28.595 --> 00:11:29.672 And where are the guests monsieur? 00:11:29.696 --> 00:11:30.841 There will be! 00:11:30.842 --> 00:11:32.649 Felix, I had a funny story with me! 00:11:32.650 --> 00:11:34.150 In the forest of St. Arnaud, 00:11:34.174 --> 00:11:35.923 I came across two idiots... 00:11:37.963 --> 00:11:39.581 Quick, it's here! Here's his stroller! 00:11:41.609 --> 00:11:42.840 Rise! 00:11:48.565 --> 00:11:50.868 Happiness is still that monsieur pulled away from them. 00:11:50.869 --> 00:11:52.508 Yeah, fortunately... 00:11:53.698 --> 00:11:56.259 Oh... Uncle Vesin! With his... 00:11:59.512 --> 00:12:00.789 Uncle! 00:12:02.097 --> 00:12:03.153 Hey! 00:12:03.437 --> 00:12:06.935 Oh... my nephew! 00:12:07.302 --> 00:12:09.697 Let me congratulate you! 00:12:11.909 --> 00:12:15.747 Oh, I forgot... how much they kiss in this family! 00:12:15.748 --> 00:12:20.398 I brought you a gift! This is very kind of you. 00:12:21.529 --> 00:12:23.765 Oh, what a lovely straw... 00:12:23.766 --> 00:12:25.942 Yes, yes... Driving through the forest, 00:12:25.943 --> 00:12:27.569 I dropped my whip. 00:12:27.570 --> 00:12:30.114 Oh yes, these feelings do you credit... 00:12:30.895 --> 00:12:32.303 What feelings? 00:12:32.685 --> 00:12:35.810 Oh yes! Forever I forget that he is deaf, like a stump! 00:12:35.811 --> 00:12:39.749 I would even say that only good husbands have good wives... 00:12:39.750 --> 00:12:42.525 Yes Yes Yes Yes... I agree, I agree! 00:12:44.841 --> 00:12:46.125 Fadinar? 00:12:46.755 --> 00:12:51.086 Tell your master that we want to talk to him. Immediately! 00:12:51.087 --> 00:12:52.465 All right, monsieur. 00:12:53.085 --> 00:12:56.004 Yes. "There's monsieur and lady who want to talk to Monsieur." 00:12:56.005 --> 00:12:57.230 Monsieur and lady? 00:12:59.059 --> 00:13:01.234 What lady? In the hat?! 00:13:02.185 --> 00:13:04.757 Now I'll see, monsieur. That's it! 00:13:05.656 --> 00:13:06.779 Sit down! 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:14.854 What, my friend, are you as crazy as your master? 00:13:14.855 --> 00:13:16.989 I do not know, monsieur. I'll see! 00:13:19.020 --> 00:13:20.951 Well? "She's without a hat." 00:13:20.952 --> 00:13:23.333 - She does not have... - Hats? No. 00:13:23.562 --> 00:13:26.176 No... Then tell me that I'm not. 00:13:26.177 --> 00:13:28.230 I do not accept ladies without hats! 00:13:28.231 --> 00:13:29.933 - Good! - ABOUT! 00:13:30.307 --> 00:13:33.051 Monsieur told me to say... 00:13:33.052 --> 00:13:36.493 Rather, I want to say... that monsieur does not accept ladies without hats. 00:13:36.535 --> 00:13:39.836 Ah well? What an arrogance! To all impudence impudence! 00:13:39.837 --> 00:13:41.620 Because of your master, I was left without a hat! 00:13:41.621 --> 00:13:43.525 Monsieur took a hat from Madame?! 00:13:43.526 --> 00:13:44.710 More precisely, ate! 00:13:44.711 --> 00:13:45.926 - Ate? - Yes. 00:13:45.927 --> 00:13:47.777 I think, Madame exaggerates... 00:13:47.778 --> 00:13:51.564 Tell your master that we will leave here only with a hat for Madame! 00:13:51.565 --> 00:13:52.931 All right, monsieur. 00:13:53.936 --> 00:13:58.034 Well? "They will leave here only with the bonnet that Monsieur ate." 00:13:58.035 --> 00:13:59.400 With the hat I ate? 00:13:59.401 --> 00:14:00.699 Here's to attack! 00:14:00.700 --> 00:14:03.771 Listen, Felix! Give these people 200 francs, and let them clean! 00:14:03.772 --> 00:14:05.085 All right, monsieur. 00:14:08.734 --> 00:14:11.549 On behalf of Monsieur, I beg you to leave his home. 00:14:11.550 --> 00:14:12.906 This is too much! 00:14:13.707 --> 00:14:16.089 Ah well? Monsieur Fadinar is holding us in the hallway? 00:14:16.090 --> 00:14:18.940 Monsieur Fadinar wants to get me out of the door? 00:14:18.941 --> 00:14:21.830 Well, so I'll go back through the window! 00:14:21.831 --> 00:14:23.965 I'll tell this unhappy man what I think about him! 00:14:23.966 --> 00:14:25.823 Only over my dead body! 00:14:25.824 --> 00:14:28.557 I'll show it to Monsieur! Emil, do not! It's a scandal! 00:14:31.699 --> 00:14:33.163 And... there you are! 00:14:34.821 --> 00:14:35.992 I'm here. 00:14:36.190 --> 00:14:39.328 Monsieur... madame... Would you like to sit down? 00:14:39.329 --> 00:14:42.401 But... if you prefer to stand up... 00:14:42.402 --> 00:14:45.482 You have a quick horse. Thank you. And you? 00:14:45.752 --> 00:14:49.024 In general, your horse is controlled with the road as easily as with hats. 00:14:49.025 --> 00:14:51.536 She got used to the road. But the hat is a mistake! 00:14:51.537 --> 00:14:54.617 Are you following me... on foot? By no means! On bicycles. 00:14:54.618 --> 00:14:57.054 On bicycles... Oh, if only I knew! 00:14:57.055 --> 00:14:59.197 And what if they knew? Well... if only I knew... 00:14:59.198 --> 00:15:01.503 If I knew, I would wait for you... We would go together! 00:15:01.504 --> 00:15:03.552 Not a word more! Good good, I agree. 00:15:03.964 --> 00:15:05.445 So, what do we require of you. 00:15:05.446 --> 00:15:08.542 Madame... you are my dearest friend... 00:15:11.763 --> 00:15:13.340 Learn from Monsieur Tavernier! 00:15:13.341 --> 00:15:15.155 Who is Tavernier? It's me, monsieur. 00:15:16.386 --> 00:15:18.383 Monsieur Tavernier is my distant relative. 00:15:18.765 --> 00:15:19.785 Further? 00:15:19.786 --> 00:15:22.090 We grew up together... I understood that together. 00:15:22.091 --> 00:15:24.388 I agreed to meet him today to... 00:15:24.389 --> 00:15:27.853 talk about his future... about his position... 00:15:27.854 --> 00:15:29.582 and guide him to the true path. 00:15:29.583 --> 00:15:31.534 "Without a hat?" - Damn it! 00:15:31.535 --> 00:15:34.140 Emil, Emil! "Yes, yes, Emil..." 00:15:34.141 --> 00:15:36.872 You are right: I promised you to remain calm. 00:15:36.979 --> 00:15:39.710 - So, in short... - Yes, yes, in short! 00:15:39.711 --> 00:15:41.830 First, apologize to Madame. 00:15:42.082 --> 00:15:46.559 Willingly. Although it's not I ate your hat, 00:15:46.972 --> 00:15:49.604 and Beelzebub, and under mitigating circumstances. 00:15:49.628 --> 00:15:50.348 I.e? 00:15:50.349 --> 00:15:52.969 Only do not be angry... I ask you to! 00:15:52.970 --> 00:15:56.861 But... why did Madame hang her hat on a tree... 00:15:56.862 --> 00:15:58.319 when did you walk together? 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:00.874 Intend you - yes or no! To apologize to Madame? 00:16:02.107 --> 00:16:03.199 Yes! 00:16:03.561 --> 00:16:08.752 Madame... The usual apologies are impersonal and obsequious... 00:16:08.973 --> 00:16:12.740 Mine... very different... They are respectful... and... 00:16:12.741 --> 00:16:15.157 I'll warm Beelzebub! 00:16:15.158 --> 00:16:16.958 This is not enough! I lock him in shackles! 00:16:16.959 --> 00:16:20.094 Monsieur... I'll put a muzzle on him! 00:16:20.226 --> 00:16:22.741 Monsieur! Oh, no, Emil! Enough, Emile! 00:16:22.742 --> 00:16:25.066 Will you leave my chair alone? Or not? 00:16:25.170 --> 00:16:26.372 - Listen to me! - Yes? 00:16:26.373 --> 00:16:28.715 - That's not all! - So say it! 00:16:28.716 --> 00:16:30.623 And faster! Faster! I'm waiting for guests! 00:16:31.971 --> 00:16:34.657 My son-in-law? My son-in-law! 00:16:35.100 --> 00:16:36.411 Come in, come in... 00:16:37.773 --> 00:16:39.085 Oh my God! Who is it? 00:16:39.086 --> 00:16:41.810 This is my father-in-law. If he finds a woman here, everything will be over. 00:16:41.811 --> 00:16:44.861 An alien person... I ask you... Aye, Emil! 00:16:45.129 --> 00:16:46.565 Emil, Emil... 00:16:47.636 --> 00:16:49.289 Mademoiselle, let me... 00:16:50.097 --> 00:16:53.638 Monsieur, get rid of these people... And we will return to our conversation! 00:17:00.866 --> 00:17:03.698 My brother-in-law, I'm tearing everything! Well, what have I done?! 00:17:03.699 --> 00:17:05.774 "All the guests are already downstairs." So what? 00:17:05.775 --> 00:17:08.149 What? You should have met us on the stairs... 00:17:08.150 --> 00:17:11.593 to kiss! Marriage has not taken place yet... 00:17:12.196 --> 00:17:15.051 All can be terminated! Dissolve, uncle, dissolve! 00:17:16.564 --> 00:17:18.742 And in fact, I'll tear it apart... 00:17:18.743 --> 00:17:23.731 Yes, I'll break... However... six waitresses are waiting for... 00:17:24.771 --> 00:17:27.249 But... why is she jerking all the time? I did not notice... 00:17:27.749 --> 00:17:28.396 Dad... 00:17:28.420 --> 00:17:29.055 Well? 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:31.793 My pin is tufted... right there in the back... 00:17:31.794 --> 00:17:33.966 Ah... I understood that. 00:17:33.967 --> 00:17:35.403 Wait, cousin, I'm going now. 00:17:35.404 --> 00:17:37.250 What is this? 00:17:37.478 --> 00:17:39.710 Monsieur, stop! This is my cousin... 00:17:39.781 --> 00:17:42.191 So what? Here you do not have beds! 00:17:42.192 --> 00:17:44.536 Come on, go - and your pin will fly out! 00:17:44.722 --> 00:17:48.006 "Oh... just not there!" - Why? 00:17:48.974 --> 00:17:51.177 Because... it's full of locksmiths! 00:17:51.178 --> 00:17:52.814 - Locksmiths? - Yeah. 00:17:52.815 --> 00:17:56.980 Well, then go there! Uh, no... No, just not there! 00:17:56.981 --> 00:17:59.671 Why? Well, it's full of stove workers. 00:17:59.705 --> 00:18:02.016 Yes, you called all the craftsmen here! 00:18:02.017 --> 00:18:03.585 Come on, we are already waiting! 00:18:03.586 --> 00:18:05.991 Boben, give me a hand to your cousin and go to the city hall! 00:18:05.992 --> 00:18:09.866 Yes, yes, yes, go! Meanwhile I will grab my gloves and hat. 00:18:09.867 --> 00:18:12.538 I also brought you a gift. Yes Yes... 00:18:12.606 --> 00:18:14.709 Should I take my gift? 00:18:14.710 --> 00:18:16.131 Faster, monsieur, come out! 00:18:21.659 --> 00:18:22.996 Funny, right? 00:18:23.020 --> 00:18:25.226 And she allowed to eat her hat from Italian straw? 00:18:25.251 --> 00:18:27.508 Together with monsieur! In the woods! 00:18:30.402 --> 00:18:31.663 Oh my God! Virginie! 00:18:31.664 --> 00:18:33.013 Virginie? 00:18:33.014 --> 00:18:34.723 This is my maid. I'm lost! 00:18:34.724 --> 00:18:36.080 Send this girl away! 00:18:36.762 --> 00:18:38.283 Now she is losing consciousness... 00:18:38.360 --> 00:18:40.886 I'm not going to kill you! And grab some cognac! 00:18:41.786 --> 00:18:43.197 Off, or I'll kill you! 00:18:45.501 --> 00:18:47.472 And it does not! Madness! 00:18:47.473 --> 00:18:48.858 He mocks us. 00:18:48.859 --> 00:18:51.117 My son-in-law! My son-in-law! 00:18:52.656 --> 00:18:53.833 Here's cognac! 00:18:53.834 --> 00:18:56.834 Madam, I do not want to get you out, but you better go home. 00:18:57.134 --> 00:18:59.777 Now this is absolutely impossible... But why? 00:18:59.778 --> 00:19:02.528 Because the girl that was here is my maid! 00:19:02.529 --> 00:19:03.913 So it will help you! 00:19:03.914 --> 00:19:05.291 She will tell her husband everything! 00:19:05.292 --> 00:19:07.268 So, is there a husband? Grubby and jealous! 00:19:07.269 --> 00:19:09.963 If I return without a hat... he imagines this! 00:19:09.964 --> 00:19:11.999 Oh, it's terrible, madam... I will ask without comment! 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:13.414 Well, no comments! 00:19:13.415 --> 00:19:16.656 I am getting ill... "Not here, madam!" This is harmful to the apartment. 00:19:17.731 --> 00:19:20.757 I know: You need to get a similar hat, and you will be saved! 00:19:20.758 --> 00:19:23.345 You are absolutely right! Madame urgently needs a modist. 00:19:23.346 --> 00:19:26.233 But I'm dying... You see that Madame is dying! 00:19:26.234 --> 00:19:28.185 But you! You are not at death! 00:19:28.186 --> 00:19:30.426 I can not leave the lady in this condition! 00:19:30.427 --> 00:19:32.455 "And where is cognac?" "There he is!" 00:19:32.456 --> 00:19:33.840 Ah, yes, I drank it... 00:19:33.841 --> 00:19:37.441 But, monsieur, the hat itself will not be on the head of the lady! 00:19:37.442 --> 00:19:40.187 Yes, monsieur, so run faster! I? 00:19:40.188 --> 00:19:41.916 Yes, yes, monsieur, run faster! 00:19:41.917 --> 00:19:43.390 To run is very nice, madam... 00:19:43.391 --> 00:19:47.023 but I'm getting married today and told you about this event! 00:19:47.024 --> 00:19:49.177 The wedding procession is waiting for me at the entrance. 00:19:49.178 --> 00:19:52.091 I wanted to spit for your wedding! 00:19:54.541 --> 00:19:55.739 My son-in-law! 00:19:56.897 --> 00:19:58.053 My dear! 00:19:58.054 --> 00:19:59.654 My father-in-law! 00:19:59.868 --> 00:20:01.274 Let's have a hat here! 00:20:02.648 --> 00:20:04.223 And go away! Fast! 00:20:04.588 --> 00:20:05.699 Rather, sooner! 00:20:05.775 --> 00:20:06.968 Hide here! 00:20:12.534 --> 00:20:15.029 Just pay attention to the quality of the straws, monsieur! 00:20:15.030 --> 00:20:17.327 My husband knows this hat! But, madam... 00:20:17.328 --> 00:20:19.237 And so that with poppies! But, excuse me, monsieur... 00:20:19.238 --> 00:20:22.526 We'll wait here... day, week. Month, if required! 00:20:22.561 --> 00:20:24.786 Means, I should gallop to hurry for a hat, 00:20:24.787 --> 00:20:27.907 turning my wedding procession into a wandering circus? 00:20:27.908 --> 00:20:30.179 I'll remember it to you! I'm not detaining you, monsieur! 00:20:30.180 --> 00:20:32.267 "But why, monsieur?" - No, Emil! 00:20:32.268 --> 00:20:35.387 Emil! Leave my chairs alone! And do not touch anything here! 00:20:35.388 --> 00:20:37.082 I'm running to the first shop! 00:20:37.152 --> 00:20:38.960 But what should I do with my phiakrami?! 00:20:38.961 --> 00:20:40.719 And the mayor who is waiting for us? 00:20:43.461 --> 00:20:44.599 My son-in-law! 00:20:45.275 --> 00:20:46.470 My son-in-law? 00:20:46.471 --> 00:20:48.119 I'll tell the father-in-law! 00:20:48.120 --> 00:20:49.787 Not a word... otherwise you will die! 00:20:49.942 --> 00:20:52.205 "My son-in-law!" "No, Daddy, no!" 00:20:52.206 --> 00:20:54.247 - Why? - There are plenty of wallpaper shops! 00:20:54.248 --> 00:20:56.540 Coatsmen? Well, so hurry! 00:20:58.876 --> 00:21:01.903 Felix! In 10 minutes, be in the fashion shop of Marie-Louise... 00:21:01.904 --> 00:21:03.593 to deliver the hat here! 00:21:03.594 --> 00:21:05.581 All right, monsieur. Are you starting again? 00:21:05.582 --> 00:21:07.786 - I'm already on my way, I'm coming! - It is high time! 00:21:15.045 --> 00:21:17.456 "Helen!" - Come on, come on! 00:21:17.457 --> 00:21:18.949 Excuse me, please sit down! 00:21:18.950 --> 00:21:20.267 Finally! 00:21:22.855 --> 00:21:24.356 Please, monsieur, here's your stroller! 00:21:24.357 --> 00:21:25.862 Are you the manager? Yes, monsieur. 00:21:25.863 --> 00:21:29.328 Get 100 francs if you stop the procession at the fashion store of Marie-Louise. 00:21:29.329 --> 00:21:30.809 Got it, monsieur. It is not difficult! 00:21:30.810 --> 00:21:32.933 Just need to come up with a plausible explanation! 00:21:32.934 --> 00:21:35.591 Rely on me, monsieur! I'm smart enough. 00:21:35.592 --> 00:21:37.395 Well, the better! 00:22:14.625 --> 00:22:16.011 What's the matter? 00:22:16.012 --> 00:22:18.030 Why did we stop here? 00:22:20.949 --> 00:22:22.031 Well, come up with? 00:22:22.032 --> 00:22:25.901 Say, the mayor went to the store, and you went to look for him. 00:22:25.902 --> 00:22:27.552 Hmm... not too successful! 00:22:27.863 --> 00:22:29.371 But... hold on! 00:22:31.895 --> 00:22:35.663 Come on, well... Let me through! 00:22:35.664 --> 00:22:37.169 What's the matter? 00:22:37.170 --> 00:22:39.591 I'll look for the mayor - I saw how he looked in here. 00:22:39.592 --> 00:22:42.416 He went to buy a hat? Yes. That is, no! 00:22:42.417 --> 00:22:46.392 The scarf broke his moth, and he had to order a new one. 00:22:46.393 --> 00:22:49.261 Wait, I'm now! I will not be late! 00:22:54.787 --> 00:22:57.283 Mademoiselle, I urgently need a straw hat! 00:22:57.284 --> 00:22:59.541 What is the circumference of the head? On a strong head! 00:22:59.542 --> 00:23:02.742 From which straw? Not from iron, of course! 00:23:03.024 --> 00:23:04.984 "Are you the landlady here?" "No, Monsieur." 00:23:04.985 --> 00:23:06.784 So call me on her! 00:23:06.785 --> 00:23:09.279 I used to communicate only with management! 00:23:09.372 --> 00:23:10.623 Go, go! 00:23:15.365 --> 00:23:18.731 Anything, monsieur? Madam, I urgently need a hat... 00:23:18.732 --> 00:23:20.588 Oh my God! You? 00:23:20.589 --> 00:23:23.487 Clara, not a word more! I'll be right back! 00:23:23.488 --> 00:23:25.597 Wait a minute! Yes, my minutes are numbered! 00:23:25.598 --> 00:23:27.384 Where have you been? Where did they come from? 00:23:27.385 --> 00:23:28.965 I will now explain... 00:23:28.966 --> 00:23:30.578 I... I was leaving for the weekend. 00:23:30.579 --> 00:23:32.172 For 6 months? 00:23:32.173 --> 00:23:35.227 I had to make a small detour... to pick up my mail! 00:23:35.228 --> 00:23:37.180 So you treat women like that? 00:23:37.181 --> 00:23:39.137 You did not think I was here, did you? 00:23:39.138 --> 00:23:40.786 No... No, I must say... 00:23:40.787 --> 00:23:44.509 Yes, yes, I admit... I admit that I was slightly wrong! 00:23:44.510 --> 00:23:46.897 Slightly wrong? Monsieur was my fiance! 00:23:46.898 --> 00:23:48.484 Monsieur takes me for a walk... 00:23:48.485 --> 00:23:50.568 At this time a little rain begins. 00:23:50.585 --> 00:23:52.544 You say that you go for an umbrella... 00:23:52.545 --> 00:23:55.272 And come back in 6 months - and without an umbrella! 00:23:55.273 --> 00:23:56.641 Clara, you're exaggerating! 00:23:56.642 --> 00:23:57.987 5 and a half months! 00:23:57.988 --> 00:24:00.038 And as for the umbrella... then this is simple forgetfulness. 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:01.383 I'll go get him! 00:24:01.549 --> 00:24:03.482 "There you are!" - No? 00:24:03.483 --> 00:24:04.877 I demand an explanation! 00:24:04.878 --> 00:24:07.430 Just think: This man promised to marry me! 00:24:07.431 --> 00:24:08.572 Why not? 00:24:08.573 --> 00:24:11.597 First... if you marry another... I'll make such a scandal! 00:24:11.598 --> 00:24:12.830 You'll be scared! 00:24:12.831 --> 00:24:15.958 Terrible... What would I - and married another?! 00:24:15.959 --> 00:24:18.048 As proof I am ready to become your client! 00:24:18.049 --> 00:24:20.993 So... I immediately need a straw hat... with poppies. 00:24:21.036 --> 00:24:23.518 Ah well? Hat for another woman! 00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:26.333 No... No, it's... wedding gift. 00:24:26.334 --> 00:24:28.045 - Are you sure? - I'm sure! 00:24:28.046 --> 00:24:30.805 Well, I forgive you. But with one condition! You are having dinner with me! 00:24:30.806 --> 00:24:33.586 Naturally. And tonight you'll take me to the theater! 00:24:33.587 --> 00:24:35.754 To the theatre? Tonight? Great idea! 00:24:35.755 --> 00:24:38.143 Beautiful! Evening at me just is free. 00:24:38.144 --> 00:24:42.130 That's what I was thinking: How can I kill tonight? 00:24:42.131 --> 00:24:46.135 And you will not marry anyone but me? Do not even hesitate! 00:24:46.136 --> 00:24:48.969 Okay. Then they went to my studio! Certainly. 00:24:49.271 --> 00:24:51.491 And do not look at my masters! No, my God! 00:24:58.179 --> 00:25:01.040 Wait a minute! I'll see what's in the store. Good. 00:25:02.333 --> 00:25:03.637 My God, my God... 00:25:04.883 --> 00:25:06.294 Are we working? 00:25:08.060 --> 00:25:09.873 My son-in-law! I'm tearing it all apart! 00:25:12.134 --> 00:25:13.332 Again?! 00:25:14.478 --> 00:25:16.105 Where, at last, the mayor? Will now be. 00:25:16.106 --> 00:25:16.800 But how... 00:25:16.824 --> 00:25:19.342 Yes, yes, he already puts on his shaifra. Wait! 00:25:19.343 --> 00:25:20.507 I'll go get him. 00:25:20.520 --> 00:25:22.037 Mayor, Mayor, Mayor... 00:25:23.120 --> 00:25:24.487 Hats here? 00:25:27.316 --> 00:25:31.843 What are you doing?! I see if there is a hat here. Here such! 00:25:31.844 --> 00:25:33.902 Useless! I have seen - these are no more. 00:25:33.903 --> 00:25:36.019 This is a very thin straw, it is not on sale. 00:25:36.020 --> 00:25:39.231 There are no such anywhere. I know only one. I'm buying it! 00:25:39.232 --> 00:25:42.502 It is not for sale. I sold it three days ago to Baroness de Champigny. 00:25:42.503 --> 00:25:45.863 My love... You must give me the address of the Baroness! 00:25:46.297 --> 00:25:47.071 What for? 00:25:47.095 --> 00:25:47.848 It's a secret! 00:25:47.872 --> 00:25:50.389 In it, the life of a man, his wife and his children! 00:25:50.390 --> 00:25:53.607 The madman! Wait, now I'll bring you her address... 00:25:57.735 --> 00:25:59.513 When will you finally stop twitching? 00:25:59.514 --> 00:26:01.926 But this pin... she always pricks. 00:26:01.927 --> 00:26:03.713 "Have you seen the mayor?" No, but what? 00:26:03.714 --> 00:26:05.805 Then quickly! Quickly! He went in a black turn. 00:26:06.507 --> 00:26:10.172 Go, go... I'll take my gloves, my hat. Come out! 00:26:10.225 --> 00:26:12.153 I'll follow... I'll follow! 00:26:17.459 --> 00:26:18.739 "Well, where's the address?" Here. 00:26:18.740 --> 00:26:22.398 Champigny, 22. Villa "Neptune", avenue Palmer. "Thank you, Clara!" 00:26:22.399 --> 00:26:24.271 You... you... you saved my life! 00:26:25.541 --> 00:26:29.012 Oh, well, what is he doing here... Not a man, but a shooting star! 00:26:29.396 --> 00:26:32.607 Hey Hey! Uncle... look! 00:26:34.737 --> 00:26:37.177 Thank you! Thanks and thanks again! 00:26:37.178 --> 00:26:39.790 Until evening, dear Clara! And do not be late! 00:26:39.791 --> 00:26:44.577 Oh, I can say at once: If I say I'll be on time, I'll be right there! 00:26:44.578 --> 00:26:47.500 My son-in-law! You are kissing... 00:26:47.700 --> 00:26:49.517 It does not surprise me! 00:26:49.617 --> 00:26:50.889 It's horrible! 00:26:50.890 --> 00:26:52.930 And this is the day of your wedding! I'm tearing it all apart! 00:26:52.931 --> 00:26:55.593 I renew everything! Boben, I'm giving it to you! Take it! 00:26:55.594 --> 00:26:57.375 Thank you, Uncle, thank you! 00:26:57.376 --> 00:26:59.315 Do not worry, I know the way! 00:27:01.254 --> 00:27:03.235 What happened? Why did you leave the phiakra? 00:27:03.236 --> 00:27:04.462 My son-in-law, I am tearing everything away! 00:27:04.486 --> 00:27:06.046 It's already old! What else have I done? 00:27:06.047 --> 00:27:09.522 Oh, it's just unthinkable! Incredible! 00:27:09.669 --> 00:27:11.428 You just kissed a woman! 00:27:11.429 --> 00:27:13.351 Well, if you saw, then I will not deny it! 00:27:13.530 --> 00:27:16.639 You see! It's monstrous, what a shame! 00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:19.879 Well, enough, enough! And you - do not step on the beds! 00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:21.668 She's my cousin. This is permissible. 00:27:21.669 --> 00:27:24.532 Oh, it's permissible?! And the woman I kissed, my cousin! 00:27:24.533 --> 00:27:26.732 - Ah well... "Your cousin?" - Yes. 00:27:26.733 --> 00:27:28.871 Then introduce us. Invite her to the wedding! 00:27:28.872 --> 00:27:31.513 No, no, no, it's impossible! She hates weddings. 00:27:32.132 --> 00:27:34.000 And-and-and... she's generally in mourning! In mourning? 00:27:34.001 --> 00:27:36.492 Yes... Yes, yes... By her husband... 00:27:36.766 --> 00:27:41.624 Well, then it's different... Go! It's time to the city hall! 00:27:51.169 --> 00:27:52.790 Oh, monsieur... Monsieur! 00:27:53.580 --> 00:27:55.986 Monsieur, there are such things... Well?! What else? 00:27:55.987 --> 00:27:58.297 Monsieur, that Monsieur, who is with Monsieur, is terribly angry... 00:27:58.298 --> 00:28:00.489 He grinds his teeth and breaks the chairs. 00:28:00.490 --> 00:28:02.987 Throw it out the window! I do not think he will agree, monsieur. 00:28:02.988 --> 00:28:05.306 Well, yes... Yes... And the lady? 00:28:05.307 --> 00:28:08.247 She has seizures... She writhing with convulsions... and crying... 00:28:08.248 --> 00:28:10.629 Nothing, calm down... I had to send for the doctor. 00:28:10.630 --> 00:28:12.408 He came and put her to bed. 00:28:12.409 --> 00:28:15.377 In bed... In bed?! In which? 00:28:15.378 --> 00:28:16.894 In your bed, monsieur. 00:28:16.895 --> 00:28:18.311 Profanation! 00:28:18.312 --> 00:28:21.115 In my bed! In the bedroom of my Helen, 00:28:21.116 --> 00:28:23.931 which I did not dare to defile even with a glance. 00:28:23.932 --> 00:28:26.374 Run... Pick her up! Change your underwear! 00:28:26.375 --> 00:28:28.959 And tell them that I found the hat! 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:31.902 But, monsieur... Here you are! Here is the address. 00:28:31.903 --> 00:28:36.703 Come behind me there... And I'll come there as soon as I marry. 00:28:36.704 --> 00:28:38.927 Afternoon? Nini-no! Before noon! 00:28:38.928 --> 00:28:42.421 Now I'll go to the steward, I'll persuade him to speed up the ceremony. 00:28:42.422 --> 00:28:45.347 So run, and then - right away to the baroness! Yes, Monsieur. 00:28:47.990 --> 00:28:50.073 You - three hundred francs, if you speed up the ceremony! 00:28:50.074 --> 00:28:52.235 I agree! Let's hit the road! Gallop! 00:30:35.886 --> 00:30:39.022 I hope you are happy? Everything went smoothly! Excellent, my friend! 00:30:39.023 --> 00:30:41.028 Have you sent my letter to the Baroness? Yes, monsieur. 00:30:41.029 --> 00:30:42.813 Thank you, my friend, thank you! 00:30:42.814 --> 00:30:45.297 And now take us to the villa "Neptune", and soon! 00:30:45.298 --> 00:30:47.818 All right, monsieur! I have been working fast for 8 years. 00:30:47.842 --> 00:30:49.218 And successfully, to the same! 00:30:50.591 --> 00:30:52.436 And now we're going to dinner. 00:30:52.437 --> 00:30:57.236 I'm taking you to the Boulevard de Palmer. To the restaurant "Sucking calf". 00:30:57.237 --> 00:30:59.795 A great place to eat. 00:30:59.796 --> 00:31:03.006 Oh, my Helen... The coachman! 00:31:18.683 --> 00:31:21.342 How, dear baroness, and the table is laid? 00:31:21.343 --> 00:31:23.902 You are curious... Still, dear cousin! 00:31:23.903 --> 00:31:27.420 You invited us to a musical performance, and I see a table set. 00:31:27.421 --> 00:31:29.125 What does this mean? 00:31:29.126 --> 00:31:30.773 This means, dear Viscount, 00:31:30.774 --> 00:31:33.074 that I intend to detain my guests as long as possible. 00:31:33.075 --> 00:31:35.764 After the concert there will be lunch, 00:31:35.765 --> 00:31:37.696 and after dinner - dancing. 00:31:37.697 --> 00:31:39.331 This is the program! 00:31:39.332 --> 00:31:40.597 Good... 00:31:40.598 --> 00:31:44.222 But, my dear Baroness, do you plan a lot of entertainment? 00:31:44.223 --> 00:31:46.538 Well... we will have the stars of the scene and screen. 00:31:46.539 --> 00:31:48.502 Except the famous Garigu! 00:31:50.280 --> 00:31:53.791 Garigu? That famous freak that had a triumphant success in Italy? 00:31:53.792 --> 00:31:56.875 I've never seen him. So do I. But I wanted to. 00:31:56.876 --> 00:31:59.340 I offered him 10 thousand francs for the performance. 00:31:59.785 --> 00:32:02.779 And so, this morning I received an answer. Oh well? 00:32:03.476 --> 00:32:07.373 "Madame, you ask me to sing two romances. I'll sing three! 00:32:07.374 --> 00:32:10.168 You offer me ten thousand francs - that's not enough!" 00:32:10.203 --> 00:32:11.410 Oh, but... 00:32:11.411 --> 00:32:14.743 "I will accept only one flower from your bouquet." 00:32:14.744 --> 00:32:16.015 What delicacy! 00:32:16.016 --> 00:32:17.376 He is charming. 00:32:17.377 --> 00:32:19.941 Last Monday he sang the Countess de Bray. 00:32:19.942 --> 00:32:23.201 By the way, she has beautiful legs... You know? Dada... And what? 00:32:23.384 --> 00:32:25.300 Guess what he asked her! 00:32:25.301 --> 00:32:28.864 I can not even imagine... Ballroom shoe! 00:32:28.865 --> 00:32:30.185 A ball shoe? 00:32:30.186 --> 00:32:32.191 Ha, yes, he is the original! 00:32:32.192 --> 00:32:33.997 He has such lovely quirks... 00:32:33.998 --> 00:32:35.951 Until they rise above the ankles! 00:32:36.043 --> 00:32:39.095 Oh, viscount... Oh, it's late, I have to get dressed! 00:32:39.096 --> 00:32:41.270 Accept while my guests, viscount! 00:32:41.271 --> 00:32:43.201 Do not worry, Baroness, rely on me! 00:32:52.574 --> 00:32:54.881 Wait for me a little! I'll see if everything is ready. 00:32:54.929 --> 00:32:56.177 Sorry... 00:32:57.982 --> 00:33:00.803 Hey! Do not let us sizzle here, as usual! 00:33:01.999 --> 00:33:04.915 Just a minute, monsieur, I'll look! Good. 00:33:15.675 --> 00:33:18.606 There is a gentleman who would like to talk with Mrs. Baroness. 00:33:18.607 --> 00:33:20.670 His name? He did not want to call himself. 00:33:20.671 --> 00:33:22.990 He said that in the morning he had the honor of writing to the Baroness. 00:33:22.991 --> 00:33:25.125 And, surely this is a great Garigu! 00:33:25.126 --> 00:33:26.398 The man with the shoe... 00:33:26.399 --> 00:33:28.744 Curious to see... Invite him! 00:33:34.861 --> 00:33:37.004 Oh, sorry... Come in, dear master! 00:33:37.005 --> 00:33:38.745 Oh... dear master... that's too much... Excuse me! 00:33:38.746 --> 00:33:42.142 Very flattered! I, too... What an honor! 00:33:43.140 --> 00:33:46.840 Please, sit down! Oh no, thanks! I am very tired... 00:33:47.040 --> 00:33:50.277 I would like to speak with Mrs. Baroness. 00:33:50.278 --> 00:33:53.919 I am her cousin, Viscount Achilles de Rosalba. 00:33:54.355 --> 00:33:57.967 De Rosalba... And this does not bother you? Not at all. 00:33:57.968 --> 00:34:01.138 We talked about you. It seems you are a great original? 00:34:01.139 --> 00:34:03.630 Yeah... But I'd like to talk to... 00:34:03.631 --> 00:34:06.648 Do you like small legs? Yes, small legs... 00:34:08.613 --> 00:34:10.771 Charming, charming! Charming... 00:34:10.772 --> 00:34:12.399 I would like to talk... 00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:14.724 You know, your story is already going through the salons! 00:34:14.866 --> 00:34:16.173 What?! 00:34:16.197 --> 00:34:18.842 Yes Yes! This adventure with a shoe is simply charming. 00:34:18.843 --> 00:34:20.549 Charming! "The hat?" 00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:22.528 No, the Countess's shoe! 00:34:22.529 --> 00:34:25.018 Of course, but I'd like to talk... 00:34:25.019 --> 00:34:27.802 You know, I'm happy to have met you! 00:34:27.803 --> 00:34:29.469 With Mrs. Baroness! 00:34:29.470 --> 00:34:32.801 Yes Yes Yes. I'll warn her. You are a real original! 00:34:32.802 --> 00:34:34.187 Yes! "Like all great artists." 00:34:34.188 --> 00:34:36.297 - Yes! - Very original! 00:34:36.298 --> 00:34:38.147 Highly! 00:34:38.256 --> 00:34:39.799 I do not like this type... 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.152 Oh, how impressive are these family portraits! 00:35:05.594 --> 00:35:08.419 So it seems, they will tell me: "You can not get a hat!" 00:35:08.648 --> 00:35:09.872 And still... 00:35:12.950 --> 00:35:17.308 Madame... the fate of two goals depends on your hat... 00:35:17.399 --> 00:35:20.932 Remember that dedication is the best decoration of a woman. 00:35:21.007 --> 00:35:23.360 These words, madam, by which I completed my letter... 00:35:23.361 --> 00:35:27.306 I will repeat to you, because... because... because... what? 00:35:27.307 --> 00:35:29.452 Because I need this hat! 00:35:29.652 --> 00:35:32.862 Let it be a trifle... but I need this hat... 00:35:32.863 --> 00:35:37.150 Now, when Felix comes... and those who are at my house... 00:35:43.506 --> 00:35:46.089 My dear... I beg you... calm down... 00:35:47.131 --> 00:35:49.341 So... where's the hat? 00:35:49.342 --> 00:35:54.149 Wait a minute! First, I received from Monsieur the order to raise Madame. 00:35:54.150 --> 00:35:57.576 - And it's all? - In any way! 00:35:57.577 --> 00:36:01.649 Ah well? "And throw you out the window if you can not get through the door." 00:36:01.650 --> 00:36:03.117 Ah well? 00:36:45.081 --> 00:36:48.922 This hat, Madam Baroness, I need... I need... immediately! 00:36:52.200 --> 00:36:55.200 A thousand apologies, monsieur! I made you wait. 00:36:56.188 --> 00:36:58.125 Mistress of the Baroness, I'm embarrassed... 00:36:58.126 --> 00:37:00.795 Oh, monsieur, imagine that you are back in Italy... 00:37:00.796 --> 00:37:04.760 The only thing I can not give you is the sky of Florence! 00:37:04.761 --> 00:37:07.057 I would not have accepted it: It would have embarrassed me. 00:37:07.058 --> 00:37:11.354 I did not come to you for this. Ah, Italy! Her museums! Her romances! 00:37:11.355 --> 00:37:14.131 Her straw... her hat... What? 00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:16.884 Did the Baroness, undoubtedly, receive my letter? 00:37:16.908 --> 00:37:18.264 Of course. 00:37:18.265 --> 00:37:21.858 It's so delicate... But... would you like to sit down? 00:37:21.973 --> 00:37:23.022 Sorry! 00:37:25.913 --> 00:37:29.305 You probably found me very immodest? Not at all, not at all! 00:37:29.548 --> 00:37:32.698 I ask permission, Madam Baroness, to remind you, 00:37:32.699 --> 00:37:36.718 that selflessness is the best decoration of a woman. 00:37:37.198 --> 00:37:39.449 Sure... Undoubtedly! 00:37:39.450 --> 00:37:40.922 That's it, definitely! 00:37:40.923 --> 00:37:43.532 I would like to remind you, Mistress of the Baroness, 00:37:43.533 --> 00:37:46.636 that he had the honor to write you a note. 00:37:46.637 --> 00:37:49.357 The most delicate note I will keep forever... 00:37:49.358 --> 00:37:51.792 Forever... Forever! 00:37:52.658 --> 00:37:54.815 It's a great honor... Well, what are you! 00:37:54.816 --> 00:37:56.970 It's an invaluable autograph! 00:37:58.108 --> 00:38:02.588 I want to note, Madam Baroness, that in this note I asked... 00:38:02.589 --> 00:38:05.039 Oh, how forgetful I am! 00:38:05.834 --> 00:38:08.309 Do you really value this? 00:38:08.310 --> 00:38:12.838 I cherish the baroness?! As an Arab with his fighting horse! 00:38:12.839 --> 00:38:14.996 As a sailor - his compass, 00:38:14.997 --> 00:38:17.103 as drowning - his life-saving circle, 00:38:17.104 --> 00:38:19.630 like a snail - its shell... 00:38:19.631 --> 00:38:23.308 and as Uncle Vezine - with his wig. 00:38:23.309 --> 00:38:28.039 What ardor! It would be cruel to make you wait longer... 00:38:28.339 --> 00:38:30.353 One minute! 00:38:31.404 --> 00:38:34.927 One minute - and it's in my hands! 00:38:38.623 --> 00:38:41.271 Here, monsieur, I pay cash! 00:38:41.272 --> 00:38:43.391 A flower from my garden... 00:38:44.636 --> 00:38:46.310 A flower from your garden? 00:38:52.497 --> 00:38:54.046 Well, what are we waiting for again?! 00:38:54.047 --> 00:38:56.438 My stomach let go of hunger. 00:38:56.976 --> 00:38:58.433 So Dad is back! 00:38:58.746 --> 00:39:01.478 "I did not find my son-in-law, but at least found a dining room." 00:39:01.479 --> 00:39:04.543 Finally! Let's all go to the table! 00:39:09.612 --> 00:39:10.832 It's here! 00:39:10.833 --> 00:39:13.752 How beautiful! Well, it's great here! 00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:19.136 Great restaurant! I'll look in here! 00:39:19.137 --> 00:39:22.761 Yes... but where is my son-in-law? Has already matured... 00:39:22.762 --> 00:39:25.299 What?! "Melon is already ripe!" 00:39:26.178 --> 00:39:28.635 I start eating: In the belly completely empty! 00:39:28.636 --> 00:39:30.637 Sit down all to the table! 00:39:56.807 --> 00:39:59.385 My guests are going. Now I will introduce you. 00:39:59.386 --> 00:40:01.102 But, Mistress of the Baroness, I... 00:40:02.350 --> 00:40:03.901 Dear friends! 00:40:03.902 --> 00:40:07.439 I present to you the famous Garigu! King of music! 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:09.201 Oh, is this some kind of mistake? 00:40:09.202 --> 00:40:11.616 Come on, monsieur! You are too modest... 00:40:11.617 --> 00:40:15.190 Well... I will not deny it! 00:40:15.191 --> 00:40:18.164 I'm Garigu. Great Garigu. 00:40:18.251 --> 00:40:19.560 Listen, monsieur! 00:40:22.607 --> 00:40:23.837 Now... now it will go! 00:40:23.838 --> 00:40:25.366 My respect, monsieur! 00:40:25.367 --> 00:40:28.555 We heard you on the radio, monsieur. What a fantasy! What imagination! 00:40:28.556 --> 00:40:30.452 Yes, yes, imagination... 00:40:30.453 --> 00:40:33.969 Mistress of the Baroness, will you allow me to tell you a word... alone? 00:40:33.970 --> 00:40:35.942 I have a small request for you. 00:40:35.943 --> 00:40:38.124 "Oh, please..." - Excuse me! 00:40:42.712 --> 00:40:44.196 Speak directly, monsieur! 00:40:44.197 --> 00:40:46.590 You know perfectly well that I can not refuse you anything. 00:40:46.591 --> 00:40:49.987 However, I am afraid that my request will seem to you... fantastic... 00:40:49.988 --> 00:40:53.076 But, you see... we are... artists... 00:40:53.077 --> 00:40:55.622 Thousands of fantasies come to mind. 00:40:55.623 --> 00:40:57.907 I know! The shoe... 00:40:57.908 --> 00:40:59.421 Yes-yes... a shoe. 00:40:59.422 --> 00:41:02.477 And when my fantasies do not fulfill... here in the throat... 00:41:02.478 --> 00:41:04.019 something shrinks... I can not talk... 00:41:04.020 --> 00:41:05.442 I can not sing! 00:41:05.443 --> 00:41:07.081 My God! And my concert? 00:41:07.082 --> 00:41:09.844 Speak, monsieur, what you need! What do you want? 00:41:09.845 --> 00:41:12.021 It's very difficult for me to say this... 00:41:12.022 --> 00:41:13.555 You frighten me! 00:41:13.943 --> 00:41:16.847 My God... what wonderful hair you have! 00:41:16.848 --> 00:41:18.335 Hair? What does it mean? 00:41:18.336 --> 00:41:22.265 They reminded me of that lovely hat that was on you yesterday. 00:41:22.266 --> 00:41:25.241 Oh... exquisite hat! 00:41:25.659 --> 00:41:27.703 A pretty hat! 00:41:27.704 --> 00:41:29.616 Well, monsieur... 00:41:29.617 --> 00:41:34.284 Oh, yes, I did not dare say... But finally, the word is uttered! 00:41:34.285 --> 00:41:39.169 With this hat... my happiness... it only holds on to it! 00:41:40.256 --> 00:41:43.989 I understand... Do you want to attach it to the shoe? 00:41:43.990 --> 00:41:46.186 Oh, yes... Again this shoe! 00:41:46.418 --> 00:41:49.755 Do not worry, monsieur! This hat... you will get it. 00:41:49.756 --> 00:41:50.888 The Baroness... 00:41:50.889 --> 00:41:53.151 I'll send it to you tomorrow. 00:41:53.152 --> 00:41:54.636 See you tomorrow... 00:41:54.637 --> 00:41:58.268 Uh, no... No, no! Now! This very minute! 00:41:58.269 --> 00:42:00.244 You hear... my voice... 00:42:01.878 --> 00:42:05.775 Oh my God! I'll send the maid at once for this hat. 00:42:05.776 --> 00:42:07.169 Thank you, baroness... 00:42:08.305 --> 00:42:11.951 Finally! ABOUT?! 00:42:16.183 --> 00:42:18.546 My son-in-law, I dissolve everything! 00:42:18.640 --> 00:42:21.617 What are you doing here?! Your behavior is indescribable! 00:42:21.618 --> 00:42:24.329 Leave your wife on your wedding day... 00:42:24.330 --> 00:42:26.024 and leave us alone at the table! 00:42:26.048 --> 00:42:28.226 Fortunately, this did not stop our appetite. 00:42:28.227 --> 00:42:30.757 What did you say? Did you get to the baroness's dining room?! 00:42:30.758 --> 00:42:34.261 A great place! I'll come back here someday. 00:42:34.262 --> 00:42:36.030 No?! Where are the others? 00:42:36.031 --> 00:42:39.206 They also eat? "No, they're eating!" 00:42:39.207 --> 00:42:42.960 Oh... I threw myself into the cold sweat! 00:42:56.997 --> 00:43:00.704 I do not understand how the mistress of the baroness invited such guests! 00:43:00.705 --> 00:43:02.921 - This is the light... - Yeah... 00:43:02.922 --> 00:43:05.618 Besides, the lady of the baroness is not against sharing food... 00:43:05.619 --> 00:43:08.217 Health Bridal! 00:43:08.308 --> 00:43:11.837 Oh, if only they were silent! After all, they will hear! 00:43:11.838 --> 00:43:15.500 I do not know what's wrong with me... I think I'm a bit tipsy... 00:43:15.501 --> 00:43:18.134 Come on, quickly! Come back again! What for?! 00:43:24.873 --> 00:43:28.320 ABOUT! What... Not a word! It's a surprise! 00:43:42.565 --> 00:43:43.970 Not a word, not a word... 00:43:43.971 --> 00:43:47.357 Are you ready to speak in front of my guests? Yes, but... 00:43:47.358 --> 00:43:49.358 "They are impatient..." "The hat?" 00:43:49.359 --> 00:43:50.639 Here. 00:43:50.640 --> 00:43:51.920 ABOUT! Thank you! 00:43:53.871 --> 00:43:57.028 Here's the hat, monsieur! The hat? Well, finally a hat! 00:43:58.457 --> 00:44:02.289 Wait, wait... Here, this is for you! Thank you, monsieur! 00:44:02.448 --> 00:44:05.092 Finally, I have a hat made of Italian straw! 00:44:06.442 --> 00:44:08.578 But... what is this? Mademoiselle! 00:44:08.799 --> 00:44:10.019 Ma-ma-mademuzel... 00:44:10.020 --> 00:44:12.727 She's also crepe de cine... this hat! 00:44:12.909 --> 00:44:15.466 Quickly answer, where is the other! Do not hurt me, monsieur! 00:44:15.467 --> 00:44:17.382 Where's the hat from the Italian straw? 00:44:17.383 --> 00:44:19.865 Madame gave it to her niece, Madame Boppertuy. 00:44:19.866 --> 00:44:22.068 Thousand devils! Again, all over again! Where she lives? 00:44:22.069 --> 00:44:24.558 Rue de Fleur, 12. Rue de Fleur? I'm going there! 00:44:24.944 --> 00:44:26.175 - Cousin! - What? 00:44:26.176 --> 00:44:28.871 Are not we going to dance? We will, of course, be! 00:44:28.872 --> 00:44:31.886 I immediately go for the orchestra! Forward! 00:44:32.444 --> 00:44:33.576 How, are you leaving? 00:44:33.607 --> 00:44:34.893 Who am I? What do you! 00:44:34.917 --> 00:44:36.544 How could you think that I'm leaving? 00:44:36.665 --> 00:44:39.102 Everyone is waiting for the famous Garigu. 00:44:39.763 --> 00:44:41.321 So... are we going? 00:44:48.980 --> 00:44:51.407 Great artist Garigu! 00:44:58.439 --> 00:45:00.362 We are ready to applaud you. 00:45:00.363 --> 00:45:02.453 You are too kind... 00:45:03.887 --> 00:45:05.523 Silence... 00:45:06.741 --> 00:45:08.421 What should I sing to them? 00:45:08.991 --> 00:45:13.041 Well... I'll sing to you... "She counted the crows." 00:46:35.298 --> 00:46:37.039 And what did she do? 00:46:37.040 --> 00:46:44.885 And she... she considered everything a raven, without worries, without worries, without hassle... 00:47:38.777 --> 00:47:40.551 Health Bridal! 00:47:41.785 --> 00:47:43.927 Oh! Catastrophe! 00:47:47.909 --> 00:47:51.382 My dear, here you are! Yeah... 00:47:52.522 --> 00:47:55.780 How, monsieur?! Do you know these people?! 00:47:55.781 --> 00:47:57.786 Madame... Madame of the Baroness... 00:47:57.787 --> 00:48:00.474 So this is you - the hostess of the institution? 00:48:00.498 --> 00:48:02.201 It's delightful! Congratulations! 00:48:02.501 --> 00:48:04.600 But, but, but... Monsieur! 00:48:05.528 --> 00:48:09.606 We start dancing! Music! 00:48:42.194 --> 00:48:46.573 Well, what again? "My God, what a day!" They threw me out the window. 00:48:46.574 --> 00:48:48.583 "Through the window?" "Like furniture." 00:48:48.584 --> 00:48:51.540 Do they throw my furniture out of the window? As a lackey. 00:48:51.541 --> 00:48:54.716 Okay, go home and tell them that my hat will be in half an hour. 00:48:54.717 --> 00:48:57.917 I do not have the spirit, he is now starting to destroy the whole house. 00:48:57.918 --> 00:49:00.584 Especially! You have to stop this! How?! 00:49:00.585 --> 00:49:05.205 How... Well, tell them that I have a hat, but there is not enough tape and poppies. 00:49:05.206 --> 00:49:08.832 And if it does not help? Should help! Although the furniture will be preserved. 00:49:08.833 --> 00:49:12.177 Besides... you will come in with a smile. With a smile of triumph! 00:49:12.178 --> 00:49:14.882 I can not move my lips, where can I really smile? 00:49:14.883 --> 00:49:16.726 Never mind! Go ahead, go... 00:49:16.727 --> 00:49:21.783 And when you reassure them, come to me on the rue de Fleur, 12, to Madame Bopertui. 00:49:21.784 --> 00:49:24.596 The hat is there. Come on, come on quickly! 00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:29.692 - How, you do not dance? - No no. 00:49:29.693 --> 00:49:32.604 Why? Listen, Helen... Follow me. Fast! 00:49:38.574 --> 00:49:41.039 I already do not understand anything! All of you! 00:49:41.063 --> 00:49:42.475 Quickly set these people out of here! 00:49:43.395 --> 00:49:44.877 It's impossible to listen! 00:49:59.211 --> 00:50:01.246 Rue de Fleur, 12. The rest are not waiting! 00:50:10.635 --> 00:50:15.014 Yeah, I'll remember this "Suckling calf"! 00:50:15.015 --> 00:50:16.687 It's so original! 00:50:16.688 --> 00:50:19.171 Oh, my son-in-law is waving! 00:50:56.055 --> 00:50:57.541 Damn, they're coming for us! 00:50:57.542 --> 00:50:59.541 The coachman, to the right! We must break away. 00:50:59.924 --> 00:51:02.354 Yes, yes, come off. It's... such a joke... 00:51:02.355 --> 00:51:04.795 I just decided to joke. 00:51:28.873 --> 00:51:30.731 Finally, some, my favorite... 00:51:33.534 --> 00:51:36.756 Ah, dear, it seems that you are missing something... 00:51:36.757 --> 00:51:39.787 No need to say! Hmm, not very flattering for me... 00:51:39.788 --> 00:51:41.481 I did not mean that! 00:51:41.482 --> 00:51:43.967 I so want to embrace you! 00:51:43.968 --> 00:51:46.481 Oh dear... 00:51:47.911 --> 00:51:49.513 This lady will give me a hat... 00:51:49.514 --> 00:51:53.116 Who are you talking about? Yes of you! About you. 00:51:53.117 --> 00:51:58.543 And what do you want from me? Well... love! Happiness! 00:51:58.544 --> 00:52:00.105 My dear... 00:52:01.942 --> 00:52:04.221 I do not know what to do if I refuse... 00:52:04.222 --> 00:52:06.094 What are you talking about? 00:52:06.095 --> 00:52:08.039 How can I deny you anything at all? 00:52:08.220 --> 00:52:11.230 And I, dear... How can I deny you anything at all? 00:52:11.231 --> 00:52:14.000 - True, right? - True... 00:52:14.001 --> 00:52:17.738 Then promise me not to leave me for a day! "Not for a day..." 00:52:17.739 --> 00:52:20.281 Oh, no, no... No... It's impossible! 00:52:20.282 --> 00:52:22.283 I have to explain something to you... 00:52:22.371 --> 00:52:23.788 You see, in a marriage... 00:52:24.216 --> 00:52:26.685 Helen... My Helen... 00:52:27.316 --> 00:52:30.260 "My Helen!" No, no... Yes! Yes! 00:55:45.450 --> 00:55:47.017 I will be back in 5 minutes! 00:55:51.793 --> 00:55:53.578 "My son-in-law!" "Oh, my God, father-in-law!" 00:55:53.579 --> 00:55:54.996 Where are you going? 00:55:54.997 --> 00:55:58.615 I'm here... I stopped for a couple of minutes... because of... because... 00:55:58.616 --> 00:56:00.543 because of a tooth... The root tooth hurts, forces are not present! 00:56:00.544 --> 00:56:02.577 I will be accepted - I will be back in 5 minutes. 00:56:02.578 --> 00:56:05.010 Only hurry, otherwise it starts to bore me! 00:56:05.011 --> 00:56:06.248 Rely on me! 00:56:07.964 --> 00:56:09.802 Good afternoon! Madame Boppertuy? 00:56:09.803 --> 00:56:11.554 Madame left, but monsieur at home. 00:56:11.555 --> 00:56:13.711 Ah, he's a dentist! I'll report on you. I beg! 00:56:13.712 --> 00:56:14.809 Sorry... 00:56:37.246 --> 00:56:40.719 That's it! We're done. 00:56:41.022 --> 00:56:44.333 I saw and did - Here is my secret! 00:56:45.185 --> 00:56:48.326 I agreed that the bridge would be done by Tuesday. 00:56:48.327 --> 00:56:50.239 Come on Wednesday, at 12. 00:56:50.240 --> 00:56:53.719 That's all. Goodbye... 00:56:54.101 --> 00:56:55.511 See you, madam! 00:57:04.221 --> 00:57:06.649 Monsieur called? Yes. Is Madame back? 00:57:06.650 --> 00:57:08.431 "No, Monsieur." "How strange!" 00:57:08.432 --> 00:57:11.125 In the morning at ten to nine she went to buy her gloves. 00:57:11.126 --> 00:57:13.270 It's 15.20, and it has not returned yet? 00:57:13.271 --> 00:57:15.511 How long does it take to buy gloves?! 00:57:15.512 --> 00:57:19.079 Virginie, do you remember how Madame was dressed this morning? 00:57:19.080 --> 00:57:21.594 She was wearing a new dress and... a hat made of Italian straw! 00:57:21.595 --> 00:57:24.972 What? At 9 am - a hat made of Italian straws?! 00:57:24.973 --> 00:57:28.603 It's strange... very strange. Yes, very strange! 00:57:28.604 --> 00:57:30.630 What?! Go to yourself! 00:57:34.123 --> 00:57:35.423 Following! 00:57:35.424 --> 00:57:37.753 Come in... come in, dear monsieur! 00:57:37.754 --> 00:57:40.905 Sorry... Have courage, believe me your troubles! 00:57:40.906 --> 00:57:42.585 I restore molars... 00:57:42.586 --> 00:57:44.270 in their pristine beauty. Yes Yes... 00:57:44.271 --> 00:57:47.446 But if it is required, I delete them... Yes, but... 00:57:47.447 --> 00:57:49.335 For me, there is no secrecy in fangs. Listen, monsieur... 00:57:49.336 --> 00:57:53.865 I look around. I file. I'm drilling. I'm polishing. I delete. And so on... 00:57:53.866 --> 00:57:57.402 I work skillfully and masterly! 00:57:57.443 --> 00:57:59.337 I came to you to... 00:57:59.338 --> 00:58:02.880 Do not say anything! It's up to the doctor to make a diagnosis. 00:58:02.881 --> 00:58:05.521 But I'm not sick. I'm not sick at all! 00:58:05.522 --> 00:58:07.122 Nothing hurts me. 00:58:08.789 --> 00:58:12.805 Everyone says like that! But the destruction acts insidiously: 00:58:13.572 --> 00:58:16.927 Caries, abscess, sepsis, gangrene... 00:58:16.928 --> 00:58:19.908 and then, like a thunderbolt, death! 00:58:21.135 --> 00:58:24.036 Do not say anything! But I wanted to... 00:58:25.554 --> 00:58:29.173 Surface inspection gave me important information. 00:58:29.174 --> 00:58:31.843 Inflammation of gums with possible arthritic complications, 00:58:31.844 --> 00:58:34.864 which tomorrow can bring to scurvy. 00:58:34.865 --> 00:58:38.574 I saw and did - that's the secret of my craft! 00:58:38.575 --> 00:58:41.000 Yes, monsieur, but I came for the bonnet. 00:58:41.001 --> 00:58:43.776 Behind the hat... No, monsieur, you are an amateur. 00:58:43.777 --> 00:58:46.051 This is not a crown - crown! 00:58:46.052 --> 00:58:48.585 That's it, monsieur! With a halo of poppies. 00:58:48.586 --> 00:58:52.458 No, monsieur, a crown of gold. So, monsieur, open your mouth! 00:58:54.645 --> 00:58:56.460 No! I tell you, I have nothing in my mouth. 00:58:56.461 --> 00:58:58.799 How, no? It can not be! 00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:01.322 Is there really no bridge? Listen, monsieur... 00:59:01.323 --> 00:59:03.572 I do not have a toothache, I swear by your wife's head! 00:59:03.573 --> 00:59:05.713 My wife's? Why me?! 00:59:05.714 --> 00:59:07.084 Are you out of your mind? 00:59:07.085 --> 00:59:08.746 Listen to me for a minute! 00:59:08.874 --> 00:59:11.712 Drama... What am I saying! Tragedy... 00:59:11.713 --> 00:59:14.364 an incredible tragedy led me to you. 00:59:14.365 --> 00:59:19.575 I came here for your wife's hat because of my horse. 00:59:20.090 --> 00:59:24.075 Yes! I lost my whip while my horse ate a hat. 00:59:24.076 --> 00:59:25.531 Clara sold her to the baroness, 00:59:25.532 --> 00:59:26.988 my guests ate dinner, 00:59:26.989 --> 00:59:29.247 one crazy crushes my furniture, 00:59:29.248 --> 00:59:30.930 the phiakra are waiting at your entrance, 00:59:30.931 --> 00:59:32.444 and the result of all - our meeting! 00:59:37.721 --> 00:59:39.572 What is this, after all?! 00:59:40.224 --> 00:59:42.654 It's impossible! How much he can mess around? 00:59:43.472 --> 00:59:46.224 So you understand me? Yes, yes, very good... 00:59:46.225 --> 00:59:48.553 If you listen to me, I will give you a lot of customers: 00:59:48.554 --> 00:59:51.823 Twenty! Even a hundred! I will bring you... 00:59:51.824 --> 00:59:53.078 all teeth in the world! 00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.894 I swear... I swear by your drill! 00:59:55.895 --> 00:59:58.071 Yes, yes... I'm listening to you... 00:59:59.155 --> 01:00:03.900 The drama started this morning, when I was returning home... 01:00:14.319 --> 01:00:16.705 So... Did you get the hat?! 01:00:18.500 --> 01:00:20.410 Uh... Uh... She... will be in half an hour. 01:00:20.411 --> 01:00:21.506 Oh, no? 01:00:25.259 --> 01:00:28.862 If next time you go without a hat, I'll destroy you! 01:00:29.959 --> 01:00:31.556 And in the end... 01:00:31.557 --> 01:00:33.818 this couple settled at me... 01:00:33.819 --> 01:00:35.903 without a contract for hiring. 01:00:35.904 --> 01:00:39.081 But why did not this young lady go to her house? 01:00:39.082 --> 01:00:41.625 Alas... She has a husband. 01:00:41.626 --> 01:00:44.092 Ah well? She has a husband? 01:00:45.041 --> 01:00:47.352 It is very funny! Still as it is amusing... 01:00:47.353 --> 01:00:52.667 Some kind of snobby boob who does not know what's going on behind him! 01:00:59.004 --> 01:01:01.320 Oh, that poor little man... 01:01:01.701 --> 01:01:06.232 And thanks to you... and a hat from Italian straw... 01:01:09.407 --> 01:01:11.926 From Italian straws? Did I hear correctly? 01:01:11.927 --> 01:01:14.360 - And with poppies... - With poppies?! 01:01:15.580 --> 01:01:17.076 Here's a sample... 01:01:17.802 --> 01:01:20.105 The model? It's her... 01:01:20.106 --> 01:01:23.211 So suede gloves were only a pretext! 01:01:23.212 --> 01:01:27.578 A wretched accomplice who had the audacity to tell me the story of my wife! 01:01:27.579 --> 01:01:29.507 Now something terrible will happen! 01:01:41.878 --> 01:01:43.553 A nothing! What's going on here? 01:01:43.554 --> 01:01:45.697 I'll show you! 01:01:57.170 --> 01:02:00.488 What do they play? I did not see this... 01:02:01.468 --> 01:02:03.468 So, my wife is at your house?! 01:02:03.469 --> 01:02:06.305 What? A woman in my brother-in-law's house? On the day of his wedding? 01:02:06.306 --> 01:02:09.708 What a shame! Of course, this is very nice. 01:02:10.534 --> 01:02:13.556 No, it's not your wife at all. You are mistaken, I assure you! 01:02:13.557 --> 01:02:16.208 I look like an idiot, monsieur? I do not know, monsieur. 01:02:16.209 --> 01:02:20.760 What kind of nonsense? I'm sure you have it in your bed! 01:02:20.761 --> 01:02:23.267 A woman in bed? In his bed?! 01:02:23.268 --> 01:02:25.348 We leave now! I dissolve everything! 01:02:25.935 --> 01:02:27.963 My daughter, you return to your father! 01:02:27.964 --> 01:02:30.948 Come on, get out of this house! 01:02:35.077 --> 01:02:37.629 You came here to mock me! I'll explain everything! 01:02:40.088 --> 01:02:42.298 Chloroform. 01:02:45.916 --> 01:02:48.199 "I'll show you..." - I... 01:03:44.652 --> 01:03:45.815 What did you want? 01:03:45.816 --> 01:03:48.385 The drivers were paid up to 4 hours, 01:03:48.386 --> 01:03:50.516 and since now 5, they left. 01:03:50.517 --> 01:03:52.207 I would pay them! 01:03:52.237 --> 01:03:54.768 You can look for a taxi to get home. 01:03:54.769 --> 01:03:57.153 Taxi? Never, never! We'll go on foot. 01:03:57.154 --> 01:04:00.065 From ryu Fleur? The house is far away, 14 kilometers... 01:04:00.274 --> 01:04:03.794 We'll go to the hotel. My feet will not be with my son-in-law! 01:04:03.795 --> 01:04:07.834 And gifts? Flowers? Are we all going to leave this dumbfounded? 01:04:07.835 --> 01:04:11.818 Oh, and that's right! Let's go to him! Forward! 01:04:11.819 --> 01:04:13.595 Oh, will we dance again? 01:04:26.528 --> 01:04:28.333 Oh, Monsieur Fadinar! 01:04:31.670 --> 01:04:35.970 Hello, baby... What are you doing here? 01:04:35.971 --> 01:04:38.595 And what are you doing in the arms of my master, Monsieur Beaupertuis? 01:04:38.596 --> 01:04:39.999 Monsieur Beaupertuis? 01:04:40.842 --> 01:04:42.226 Your master? 01:04:42.227 --> 01:04:43.521 Husband? 01:04:43.522 --> 01:04:45.770 And I told him everything... 01:04:46.602 --> 01:04:49.156 - The wretch... - Aha... 01:04:59.841 --> 01:05:03.982 Do you know him? You saw him?! So, are you with him at the same time? 01:05:03.983 --> 01:05:05.631 I know Monsieur Fadinara... 01:05:05.632 --> 01:05:07.226 This is the master... His address? Fast! 01:05:07.227 --> 01:05:09.569 This is the master of my friend. Address, or I'll crush you! 01:05:09.570 --> 01:05:12.002 Paradise Street, 25. Ah, Paradise? 01:05:12.003 --> 01:05:14.815 Fast! I saw and did. That's my secret. 01:05:17.344 --> 01:05:19.322 "The hat, monsieur?" "Follow me!" 01:05:19.564 --> 01:05:23.330 Hat, monsieur? To the devil! No, in paradise... Fadinar! Paradise! 01:05:24.014 --> 01:05:25.200 Fadinar! 01:05:26.526 --> 01:05:27.852 Hey, monsieur! 01:05:30.043 --> 01:05:33.003 Felix! Felix! 01:05:39.073 --> 01:05:40.751 But where are we, finally?! 01:05:40.752 --> 01:05:43.943 How should I know? I followed Boben... 01:05:43.944 --> 01:05:46.036 No, uncle, I was following you. 01:05:46.037 --> 01:05:48.918 I can not do it anymore. We must sit down! 01:05:48.919 --> 01:05:51.680 Only not on the ground - you will spoil your dress! 01:05:51.681 --> 01:05:54.700 So much the worse... Get a little more courage... Let's go! 01:05:54.701 --> 01:05:56.671 God, well, far away... 01:06:11.841 --> 01:06:13.723 Hey, how much is your phone? 01:06:13.724 --> 01:06:16.242 But, monsieur... How many? I'll take for any price! 01:06:16.243 --> 01:06:19.020 Then - 4 thousand. 4 thousand... Hold! 01:06:19.021 --> 01:06:21.086 Wait a minute! Here! So... 01:06:45.474 --> 01:06:48.309 My friend, we are lost! I'm disgraced! 01:06:48.310 --> 01:06:50.246 What to do? What?! What should we do... 01:06:50.247 --> 01:06:52.822 Madame! What? Run! Your husband is coming. 01:06:52.823 --> 01:06:55.514 Here?! "Madame, I've been hunting this hat since morning..." 01:06:55.515 --> 01:06:56.844 with guests on the tail. 01:06:56.845 --> 01:06:59.211 Like a dog on the hunting track! 01:06:59.212 --> 01:07:00.549 The hat is eaten! 01:07:00.550 --> 01:07:02.455 I did not know that this dentist is your husband, 01:07:02.456 --> 01:07:05.301 and told him everything. Madam, he's racing here. He's already here! 01:07:13.721 --> 01:07:18.117 Everything... everything is dissolved. We take away the dowry. Come on, come in! 01:07:18.507 --> 01:07:19.708 Come here! 01:07:24.703 --> 01:07:27.507 What a day! I have no more strength. Even my heart aches. 01:07:27.684 --> 01:07:30.065 What are you saying? That my heart hurts! 01:07:31.291 --> 01:07:32.846 Let me at least explain, 01:07:32.847 --> 01:07:35.031 since you are here. I'm not familiar with this lady! 01:07:35.032 --> 01:07:36.112 No explanation! 01:07:36.146 --> 01:07:38.846 But I tell you that I am unfamiliar with it! 01:07:38.847 --> 01:07:41.347 Listen to me, finally, my father-in-law! 01:08:01.465 --> 01:08:03.440 What?! Are you taking my Elena's dowry? 01:08:03.441 --> 01:08:06.386 She's not your Helen anymore. I'm taking her! 01:08:06.387 --> 01:08:08.100 And her dowry too! 01:08:08.101 --> 01:08:09.818 She is my wife. I protest! 01:08:09.819 --> 01:08:12.350 I spat at your protests! Do not touch her dowry! 01:08:12.351 --> 01:08:13.936 Let me go! 01:08:13.937 --> 01:08:18.321 Be careful with my gift! Here is a hat made of Italian straw. 01:08:18.322 --> 01:08:20.571 What? From Italian?! 01:08:20.572 --> 01:08:23.141 I got it from Florence. I paid 1200 francs. 01:08:23.142 --> 01:08:25.597 From Florence? Can not be! I've been looking for it since the morning! 01:08:25.598 --> 01:08:26.848 And she was here! 01:08:26.849 --> 01:08:31.782 Right here. And exactly like that. With poppies! 01:08:31.783 --> 01:08:32.860 With poppies! 01:08:32.861 --> 01:08:34.679 Long live Uncle Vezine! 01:08:37.634 --> 01:08:38.929 I have a hat! 01:08:38.930 --> 01:08:40.411 I have a hat! 01:08:41.313 --> 01:08:43.044 Hat! Hat! 01:08:43.045 --> 01:08:44.527 Helen... 01:08:47.328 --> 01:08:48.571 Oh, no, no! 01:08:49.783 --> 01:08:52.608 Hat for 1200 francs... He will not get it! 01:08:53.852 --> 01:08:55.041 One moment, Helen! 01:08:55.042 --> 01:08:57.422 I'll just finish the lady's hair and put her out the door! 01:09:00.354 --> 01:09:01.992 Victory! There is a hat! 01:09:01.993 --> 01:09:04.009 Finally! Wear it and leave! 01:09:04.010 --> 01:09:05.569 - What?! - A? 01:09:05.570 --> 01:09:09.484 But I... But she... She was there... I'm quite sure! 01:09:11.256 --> 01:09:12.287 Anais! 01:09:12.288 --> 01:09:13.538 Anais! 01:09:13.996 --> 01:09:15.450 - My husband! - Your husband? 01:09:20.233 --> 01:09:21.747 Hey! My wife? 01:09:21.778 --> 01:09:23.870 Let me go to your wife! 01:09:26.280 --> 01:09:27.884 My wife? Where's she? 01:09:28.364 --> 01:09:31.340 Ah... Here you are, unhappy! 01:09:32.468 --> 01:09:34.166 Help! Help! 01:09:35.855 --> 01:09:38.281 Ay! Au... 01:09:43.973 --> 01:09:46.790 "Well, here... Is that better?" Oh yeah. 01:09:47.050 --> 01:09:48.150 Sorry! 01:09:59.579 --> 01:10:01.805 Go, go! Fast! Forward! 01:10:03.409 --> 01:10:07.022 How dare you? Here I sleep! 01:10:07.023 --> 01:10:09.886 Oh, madam, I'm sorry... I was wrong... I'm very sorry! 01:10:09.887 --> 01:10:12.047 However, I'm glad that I was mistaken. 01:10:12.048 --> 01:10:13.436 - Come out! - Yes Yes... 01:10:13.437 --> 01:10:17.570 My son-in-law! Your servant told us the whole story. 01:10:17.571 --> 01:10:19.684 You have acted perfectly. In chivalry! 01:10:19.685 --> 01:10:21.775 I return my daughter to you. 01:10:21.776 --> 01:10:24.069 I return to you her dowry and my respect! 01:10:24.070 --> 01:10:26.328 - And what do I get? - What are you... 01:10:31.893 --> 01:10:33.525 Oh, Anais! 01:10:34.108 --> 01:10:35.722 It's good that I found you! 01:10:35.723 --> 01:10:39.944 I saw you running along the street... But you went to buy gloves! 01:10:39.945 --> 01:10:41.865 First answer me! 01:10:41.866 --> 01:10:43.889 What are you doing at this time in someone else's house? 01:10:43.890 --> 01:10:46.459 I... I'll tell you everything... I'll tell... 01:10:46.460 --> 01:10:48.065 This is my hat! 01:10:48.066 --> 01:10:49.843 She's wearing a hat! 01:10:49.844 --> 01:10:51.933 Yes! She's wearing a hat! I was wrong. 01:10:51.934 --> 01:10:57.136 Come on! We'll talk at home! Yes, my dear, yes... You're wearing a hat... 01:11:24.639 --> 01:11:25.844 Oh! 01:11:26.465 --> 01:11:27.909 It's a pin... 01:11:27.910 --> 01:11:29.352 Ah, the pin... 01:11:30.389 --> 01:11:31.506 Here she is. 01:11:31.507 --> 01:11:35.174 It is easier to find it than a hat made of Italian straw... 01:11:41.555 --> 01:11:49.555 Subtitles: Linda